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>>> MASKS
>>> NEW YANKEE RADIO MIX TAPES
>>> PLANES

MASKS
It's WAR Jet, now you can be, too! Purchase one of WAR Jet's hand-made, original masks, and then become WAR Jet!!!! Or you could just make one.

ASTEROID HEAD
$50.00 USD

Whoa! Behold! Eros the wanderer, the lover, the bringer of pain and desire -- as a head!


ELEPHANT (a.k.a. "Daphne" Series)
$40.00/each USD

This series of seven Elephant masks are made from genuine silicone, the same material a crappy halloween mask is made of. The difference between these masks and a halloween mask? These are handmade originals by the collective anomaly WAR Jet.

WARNING: These masks are uncomfortable to wear. Each mask comes with a white cotton "sheath" to wear beneath.. Difficult to see. Still awesome, though.

GREEN DRIPPY FACE
$100.00 USD

Green Drippy Face is the perfect mask for the on-the-go WAR Jet who doesn't have fucking time to fucking put shit on and be uncomfortable, goddammiit. Made from some plastic stuff poured over a canvas hood. Very fun, very wearable, very WAR Jet.

NOODLE HEAD
$250.00 USD

You're going to love Noodle Head. Made with a spandex lining, Noodle Head is covered in stuffed tendrils made from disparate types of fabrics. All of the fabrics were hand dyed using RIT black dye to give a more uniform look. The mask is hand sewn, and comfortable to wear. The mask comes with a separate black "sheath" which can be worn underneath to conceal the eyes completely.

PREDATOR HEAD
$150.00 USD

This mask is not for everyone, especially those with larger or pointy noses as this mask will "smush" the nose. Besides that, it's tight-fitting but relatively comfortable to wear, especially when coupled with the included white "sheath." Predator Head was made using a pink spandex hood with pink stringy tendrils sewn onto it, and then drenched in white acrylic paint.

SMOKE STACK
$25.00 USD

Admiring the neighborhood power plant? Want to be that? Then Smoke Stack is the right choice for you. Made out of papier mache and polyfil.

STORM TROPER HEAD
$100.00 USD

Star Wars fans, et al, will love this modified Storm Trooper helmet, tricked out with some melted Barbie dolls and a Honda hood ornament. It also has a voice changer, and some pre-recorded voices. Lovely.

 

NEW YANKEE RADIO MIX TAPES
We've got mix tapes. 5 dollars. If you buy one, you get whatever is sent to you. They're great for at home, in the car, or for driving. What a bargain!

$5.00 USD / each

 

PLANES (COMING SOON!)
Each plane is hand-built and painted in white acrylic paint. Really cool.
 

Plane 1 Placeholder
$100.00 USD

 

Plane 2 Placeholder
$100.00 USD

 

Plane 3 Placeholder
$100.00 USD

 

Plane 4 Placeholder
$100.00 USD

 

Plane 5 Placeholder
$100.00 USD

 

Plane 6 Placeholder
$100.00 USD